Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Hunters of the realm: we summon thee
Find a treasuresome path using the clues you read.
Don’t act like fools – be gentle and follow published rules
While harkening along at a brisk polar bear speed.

How loud was your howl? Did you ever cry foul
When K.I. had a one-and-one to be thrown?
Grab your wingman or maybe even a swingman
As we recount a championship of our very own.